Santa Monica Pier

We went to the Santa Monica Pier and had lunch at Bubba Gumps. I tried to read their newspaper in the food.


It was a beautiful day and everyone was talking up this thing called the beach. After they put me in a little thing called a bikini I found out all about it. I hated it. The water was cold and mommy got pooped on by a bird. Aunt Meg was discusted by it. Daddy just laughed at her.